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🔥 PRESS RELEASE! 🔥
allenmarcus.com Rebuilt Around a Brand-New Magic! ✨

🗓️ FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE • October 29, 2026 • 🎃

🎉 SHAZAAM ALLEN KAZAAM IS LIVE NOW!!! 🎉 allenmarcus.com has been rebuilt from the top down, and the new front door is a brand-new audio production: SHAZAAM ALLEN KAZAAM! 🧙✨

The poster hits you first! 💥 Then the colour hits you harder! 🌈 The rebuilt site opens with the SHAZAAM ALLEN KAZAAM poster at the very top, over a Memphis 80s explosion of hot pink, teal, lime, and yellow — squares, diamonds, dots, and playing-card suits, red hearts and diamonds against black spades and clubs! ♥️ ♠️ ♦️ ♣️ It is loud, it is magical, and it is unmistakably allenmarcus! 🪄

SHAZAAM ALLEN KAZAAM is a new audio production that takes listeners on a journey into magic and the tarot! 🔮 The show is live now on allenmarcus.com, with its Podhome feed streaming right from the front page, including:

🎧 "1 Side B" — 1:17:32, released October 27, 2026

🎧 "1 Side A" — 1:12:50

🎧 "Allen Marcus & Chris Minor Begin" — 2:32:32

That is only the start of the rebuilt page! 🎙️ Uncle TED Talks — recorded Tuesday nights at 8 PM Central, with audio dropping Thursday — sits front and centre alongside it, with its newest episode, "He Came Back Craving French Fries," now streaming! 🍟 The Audio Archives bring Deliberating Dogface Dudes and Weaving Spiders into the same flow, and the whole page closes the way it opens: on the Memphis pattern, with a bat signal to reach the wizard himself! 🦇

This is allenmarcus at the front, and everything revolving around him and what he has done! 🌟 No clutter! No detours! Magic, tarot, audio, and the web he has been weaving for years — now in one place, brighter and bolder than ever! ✨✨✨

🎧✨ LISTEN NOW AT allenmarcus.com! ✨🎧

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Shazaam Allen Kazaam

Magic · Tarot · Audio

Join allenmarcus on a journey into magic and the tarot in a new audio production.

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Uncle TED Talks 🎙

a.k.a. Uncle.Tuesday.Talks

Recorded Tuesday nights at 8 PM Central. Audio drops Thursday. Bring your curiosity and questionable theories.

▶️Uncle TED Talks — YouTubeyoutube.com/@WeavingSpidersJEM/streamsWatch 📡Uncle TED Talks — Rumblerumble.com/c/AMWakeup/livestreamsJoin the live chat.Live 💣Uncle TED Talks — Podcast Archiveserve.podhome.fm/uncle-ted-talksBrowse episodes, chapters, and show notes.Audio

Audio Archives

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🎙️Deliberating Dogface Dudesserve.podhome.fm/deliberatingdogfacedudesAudio 🕸️Weaving Spiders Welcome / Websserve.podhome.fm/weaving-spiders-websAudio

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About the Wizard 🧙

Occulted Jestering A-mature Humoredian Wizard Seeking Metaphysical Truth. Keeper of obscure lore, weaver of digital webs, and your guide through the esoteric corners of the 'net.