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We are proud that we launched World Turtle Day® in 2000 which is now celebrated throughout the globe annually on May 23rd.
May 23rd 2025 is the day allenmarcus.com met with his fellow goodguys.
Welcome to the Secret Society of Good Guys—a podcast that feels like scrolling through TikTok at 2 AM with a tinfoil hat and a Capri Sun in hand.
This episode? Absolute chaos. Let’s dive into the beautiful mess.
Microplastics, Mind Control, and Machetes on the Highway
Ever feel like the world ended in 2020 and we’ve just been glitching through a simulation ever since? Let's navigate this terrain together.
Microplastics in Me Recognize Microplastics in You
We kick off with an ode to the real MVPs of modern life: microplastics. The hosts compare them to Legos, Capri Sun straws, and all the sharp-edged nostalgia of childhood. Apparently, if you’ve eaten a Lunchable, you’ve eaten 40% of a shower curtain.
Theater Kids Grew Up to Be Podcasters
Plot twist: all your favorite podcasters? Theater kids. From the auditorium to the algorithm, they just want to be seen, heard, and maybe cast in a reboot of Cats. The hosts dig into performative authenticity and the endless loop of posting yourself into the void.
The Education System Is... a Factory?
Let’s get real—school is outdated. Factory-style education gets roasted harder than a marshmallow at a Girl Scout bonfire. There’s talk of AI tutors, unschooling, and a future where your teacher might be an algorithm named Greg who wears digital cardigans.
Mind Control, Binaural Beats & Lucid Dreaming
Need a hobby? How about cracking open some CIA documents about mind control and brainwave manipulation? The podcast veers into the Monroe Institute, binaural beats, and the kinds of bedtime routines that involve astral projection and perhaps some light government surveillance.
Geocaching: The Original Metaverse
Imagine a world where peanut butter jars filled with secrets are hidden in the woods. That’s geocaching, baby. The hosts brainstorm treasure hunts with actual stakes—like, winner-gets-a-tiny-island stakes. Also, Waze might be lying to you. Use your vibes, not your GPS.
The World Might’ve Ended in 2020
Hear us out: nothing’s felt real since 2020, and this podcast is not helping. The simulation is acting up—memory glitches, time loops, and too many people named Jayden. Simulation theory is the new astrology.
Colonialism, Ancient Maps & Global Gaslighting
Big history vibes as the crew dives into the East India Trading Company, suspiciously accurate ancient maps, and why the world map is just colonial propaganda. No notes.
Road Trip Survival Tactics (Bring a Machete)
In what might be the most unhinged anecdote of the episode, someone wields a machete to escape a hurricane-stranded highway. It’s like Mad Max, but with more snacks and fewer rules.
AI Is Coming For Your Job (and Your Art)
From deepfake laws to AI-generated movies, the future is both fascinating and a little terrifying. There’s even a discussion on whether AI could make a better horror game than humans.
The Verdict?
If you love chaotic curiosity, conspiracy tangents, and jokes that spiral into existential dread (in a good way), this podcast is for you. It’s smart, silly, and soaked in just enough microplastics to keep it relatable.
Now excuse us while we go hide a peanut butter jar full of secrets in a public park. For the culture.
The stone at Cold Stone Creamery is typically chilled to about 16°F (-9°C). This temperature is cold enough to keep the ice cream firm while still soft enough to mix in toppings without turning the treat into soup or concrete. The cold granite surface allows for smooth blending of mix-ins and helps maintain the perfect consistency for serving.
Geocaching is a real-world outdoor treasure hunting game where participants use GPS-enabled devices (like smartphones or handheld GPS units) to find hidden containers, called geocaches or caches, at specific coordinates all over the world.
Odyssey of the Mind (OM) is an international creative problem-solving competition that is often offered as an enrichment program in public schools. It challenges students to work together in teams to solve complex problems using creativity, teamwork, and engineering or artistic skills—all while having a lot of fun.
Odyssey of the Mind combines STEM, arts, writing, and performance into a competitive team experience. Students solve one long-term problem over several months and one spontaneous problem on the day of competition.
GATE, short for Gifted and Talented Education, is a specialized program in many public school systems designed to meet the needs of students who show high performance in areas such as intellectual ability, creativity, leadership, or specific academic fields.
GATE programs provide enriched, accelerated, or differentiated instruction for students who have been identified as gifted or talented. These programs aim to challenge advanced learners beyond the standard classroom curriculum.
Binaural beats and Hemi-Sync are related audio technologies designed to influence your brainwave activity and mental state by using sound. People use them for things like relaxation, focus, meditation, lucid dreaming, or even altered states of consciousness.
🎧 What Are Binaural Beats?
Binaural beats are an auditory illusion created when two slightly different frequencies are played in each ear.
- Your brain hears a third “beat” that’s the difference between the two tones.
- Example: 200 Hz in the left ear and 210 Hz in the right ear = your brain perceives a 10 Hz beat.
- That 10 Hz beat is thought to encourage your brain to sync to that frequency, which corresponds to certain brainwave states.
1. National Spatial Reference System (U.S.)
Most common in geography, mapping, and GPS contexts.
- Managed by the National Geodetic Survey (NGS).
- A coordinate system that defines latitude, longitude, elevation, and gravity measurements across the U.S.
- Used in surveying, mapping, navigation, and GIS (Geographic Information Systems).
- Includes both horizontal and vertical datums (like NAD 83 and NAVD 88).
- Helps standardize how locations are measured and reported across the country.
Hurricane Helene traps traffic on I-40, citizens remove barrier to escape.
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00:00 – Introduction & Microplastics Humor
Good Guys kick off with jokes about microplastics, comparing them to nostalgic childhood items like Legos and Capri Sun straws. Laughter sets the tone for a playful yet insightful episode.
05:12 – Theater Kids & Online Authenticity
They reflect on theater kids, suggesting many modern podcasters might be former drama club members craving an audience. The conversation explores how online personas are curated and how authenticity is often performative.
12:47 – Education, AI & Creativity
Discussion shifts to the shortcomings of traditional education. Good Guys speculate on AI replacing teachers, the appeal of self-directed learning, and why creative education might be more crucial than ever.
21:30 – Geocaching & Real-World Treasure Hunts
Geocaching—a GPS-powered treasure hunt—gets spotlighted. They critique the honor system involved and brainstorm ways to create more exciting, high-stakes versions of it.
28:45 – Conspiracies: Did the World End in 2020?
A dive into bold conspiracy theories: the idea we live in a simulation post-2020, hidden knowledge in ancient maps, and the sinister history of the East India Trading Company.
37:10 – AI & Society
A wide-ranging chat on AI’s implications, including deepfakes, content creation, and even AI teachers. Jokes about AI having unique teaching styles and possibly taking over all creative fields.
46:02 – Absurd Anecdotes & Wild Humor
To close, Good Guys riff on brain freezes, Shia LaBeouf’s “twin,” and a hilarious claim about Ozempic being a “terrorist tool.” Pure chaos and comedy.
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🎙️ Podcast Summary with Timestamps
00:00 – Cold Open & Chaotic Humor
- 00:00:05 – Britney Spears, Satan jokes, and a playful intro set the stage.
- 00:02:36 – Technical hiccups and the absence of co-host Abby; intro to the episode’s flow.
- 00:03:39 – 🧃 “Microplastics in me recognize microplastics in you” — comparing bodily pollution to nostalgic items like Legos and Capri Sun straws.
00:06 – Theater Kids, Authenticity & Online Personas
- 00:06:26 – Dissection of theater kids evolving into podcasters.
- 00:10:21 – Musings on performance, attention-seeking, and the nature of authenticity online.
00:26 – Gateway Experiences & Mind Control Theories
- 00:26:23 – 🧠 CIA experiments, Monroe Institute, and “brain hacking” via binaural beats and lucid dreaming.
00:30 – Education System Critique
- 00:30:49 – Traditional schooling as “factory training”; lack of creativity and autonomy.
- 00:38:42 – Can AI replace teachers? The future of homeschooling and custom AI tutors.
00:50 – Geocaching & Treasure Hunting
- 00:50:00 – 🗺️ The world of geocaching: peanut butter jars, GPS riddles, and creating high-stakes treasure hunts.
- 02:09:20 – GPS culture vs. human intuition, Waze alerts, and mistrust in automated navigation systems.
01:09 – Celebrity Conspiracies & Internet Culture
- 01:09:40 – 🎭 Shia LaBeouf’s “twin sister” theory, TikTok folklore, and performative identities.
01:20 – Existential & Simulation Theories
- 01:20:03 – 🌐 “The world ended in 2020” — a simulated existence filled with glitches, memory leaks, and eerie patterns.
- 01:20:03 – Philosophical musings on love, death, and the strange texture of modern life.
01:31 – History, Trade, and Colonialism
- 01:31:14 – ⚓ East India Trading Company’s dark legacy: human trafficking, displacement, and ancient trade maps.
- Theories about suppressed global knowledge and “hidden highways” through South America.
01:46 – Road Trip Chaos & Hurricane Helene
- 01:46:01 – 🚧 DIY barrier destruction, being trapped on I-40 during a hurricane, and absurd roadside survival tactics.
02:26 – AI in Entertainment & Deepfake Laws
- 02:26:40 – 🎬 Will AI replace filmmakers? Reflections on AI-generated media, Trump’s deepfake law, and ethical gray zones.
02:36 – Gaming Talk: Horror vs. Sandbox
- 02:36:05 – 🎮 Why horror games fail; praise for Fallout and sandbox storytelling over cheap scares.
02:50 – Billionaire Quests & Future Teasers
- 02:50:18 – 💰 Speculation on upcoming AI-driven treasure hunts, eccentric billionaire contests, and turning geocaching into a reality show.
✨ Themes and Notable Ideas
- Microplastics as Millennial Nostalgia – Using humor to critique environmental decay and hyper-consumerism.
- Theater Kids as Digital Architects – A deep dive into how performative childhoods bleed into influencer culture.
- Education vs. AI – Can AI teach better than humans, or will it just further isolate learners?
- Conspiracy and Satire – Bold claims mixed with comedy: from simulation theory to ancient maps.
- Pop Culture Absurdity – TikTok conspiracies, Ozempic as terrorism, and chaotic celebrity theories.
- Tech Anxiety – GPS mistrust, AI filmmaking, and algorithmic dominance over human creativity.
00:00:05 Hosts joke about Britney Spears, Satan controlling the universe, and chaotic humor.
00:02:36 Introduction and Guest Announcement
00:02:36 Welcome back to The Secret Society of Good Guys; technical issues with co-host Abby’s absence.
00:03:39 - "Microplastics in me recognize microplastics in you" 💀 (Legos, Capri Sun straws, and mercury mishaps)
00:03:39 Satirical discussion about microplastics in the body, comparing them to nostalgic items like Legos and Capri Sun straws.
00:06:26 Theater Kids and Podcasting
00:10:21 Brain Freeze and Strange Pains
00:26:23 - CIA mind-control experiments, binaural beats, and "gateway" brain hacks 🧠
00:26:23 Gateway experiences and childhood experiments (e.g., Monroe Institute’s binaural beats, CIA mind-control theories).
00:26:23 Gateway Experiences and Childhood Experiments
00:30:49 - Why the education system is a "factory training center" 🏭
00:30:49 Critique of the traditional education system, comparing it to a "factory training center."
00:30:49 Education System Critique
00:38:42 - Will AI replace teachers? Homeschooling vs. self-directed learning 🤖
00:38:42 AI in Education and Future Learning
00:38:42 Debate on AI replacing teachers and the future of self-directed learning.
00:50:00 - Geocaching chaos: Peanut butter jars, lost treasures, and "felony-level stakes" 🗺️
00:50:00 Geocaching adventures, including critiques of "peanut butter jar treasures" and lost caches.
00:50:00 Geocaching and Treasure Hunts
01:09:40 - Shia LaBeouf’s "twin sister" and TikTok conspiracies 🎭
01:09:40 Absurd tangent about Shia LaBeouf’s alleged twin sister and TikTok conspiracy theories.
01:09:40 Shia LaBeouf and Celebrity Theories
01:20:03 - Did the world end in 2020? Glitchy simulation theories 🌐
01:20:03 Creation, Love, and Existence
01:20:03 Reflections on creation, love, and existence, tying into nostalgia and reality’s fragility.
01:20:03 Viral theory that "the world ended in 2020" and we’re now in a glitchy simulation.
01:31:14 - Dark history of the East India Trading Company & human trafficking ⚓
01:31:14 Historical deep dive into human trafficking by the East India Trading Company and forced migrations.
01:31:14 Historical Migrations and Human Trafficking
01:46:01 - Hurricane Helene road trip disaster: Trapped on I-40, DIY barrier removal 🚧🌧️
01:46:01 Humorous road trip chaos during Hurricane Helene, including improvised highway barrier removal.
01:46:01 Hurricane Helene and Road Adventures
02:09:20 Discussion on GPS navigation, geocaching, and Waze-like crowd-sourced road alerts.
02:09:20 Technology, Maps, and Navigation
02:26:40 AI, Movies, and Future Entertainment
02:26:40 Debate on whether AI will dominate creative fields, replacing human artists and filmmakers.
02:26:40 Speculation about AI-generated movies and deepfake laws (e.g., Trump’s anti-AI legislation).
02:36:05 - Why horror games suck (and why Fallout rules) 🎮
02:36:05 Gaming preferences and critiques of scary video games (e.g., Amnesia: The Dark Descent).
02:36:05 Gaming Preferences and Virtual Worlds
02:50:18 - Teaser: AI treasure hunts, billionaire contests, and "eccentric" projects 💰
02:50:18 Teaser for upcoming projects, including AI-driven treasure hunts and eccentric billionaire contests.
- Microplastics as Cultural Artifacts:
Good Guys humorously frame microplastics as nostalgic relics, comparing them to "brand-name" plastics like Legos and Capri Sun straws. This satirical take critiques consumerism and environmental decay while tying pollution to generational memories. - Theater Kids Dominating Digital Spaces:
A provocative critique suggests that 80% of podcasters/content creators are former theater kids seeking attention, blurring the line between authenticity and performance. The discussion questions whether online personas are just modern-day "facades" for validation. - AI as the Future of Education:
The debate explores AI replacing teachers, homeschooling as rebellion against institutionalized education, and self-directed learning. One host imagines AI tutors tailored to individual learning styles, raising ethical questions about human connection vs. efficiency. - Geocaching’s Hidden Subculture:
Described as a "modern treasure hunt," geocaching relies on an honor system where strangers hide and discover caches. Good Guys humorously critique its quirks (e.g., peanut butter jars as "treasure") and propose a dystopian twist: caches with "felony-level stakes." - 2020 as a Reality Breakpoint:
A viral conspiracy theory claims the world ended in 2020, and we now inhabit a glitchy "patchwork simulation." Eerie details—like altered sunlight, repetitive NPC-like behaviors, and "memory leaks"—fuel existential dread about perceived reality. - Ancient Maps and Secret Highways:
Good Guys discuss cryptic claims that Pakistani migrants travel to South America "by bus," implying hidden land routes. This ties into theories about suppressed ancient maps (e.g., Roslyn Chapel corn carvings) and historical human trafficking by entities like the East India Trading Company. - AI-Generated Entertainment and Deepfake Laws:
The episode speculates on AI replacing human creators, from personalized Netflix-like content to Trump’s "deepfake revenge porn" laws. The irony? Trump himself uses AI-generated celebrity endorsements, highlighting regulatory gray areas. - Ozempic as a Terrorist Tool:
A darkly comedic tangent imagines terrorists weaponizing weight-loss drugs, injecting strangers to "improve" them without consent. This absurd premise critiques societal obsession with body image and pharma culture. - Geocaching vs. Government Surveillance:
While discussing GPS-based treasure hunts, Good Guys contrast community-driven geocaching with dystopian AI-driven navigation (e.g., Leave the World Behind’s hacked self-driving cars), questioning trust in technology vs. human collaboration.
In this lively episode of The Secret Society of Good Guys, we dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the whimsical to the profound. We kick off with a humorous discussion about Britney Spears and the universe's mysteries before welcoming our guest, alanmarcus.com. The conversation takes a playful turn as we explore the quirky world of microplastics and the nostalgia of theater kids, all while engaging with our vibrant live chat community. As we navigate through the chaos of YouTube and the allure of alternative platforms, we reflect on the authenticity of online personas and the theater of life itself.
Our discussion takes a deeper dive into the realms of education, technology, and societal norms. We ponder the future of AI in teaching, the impact of homeschooling, and the role of creativity in learning. The episode also touches on the intriguing concept of geocaching, the mysteries of ancient maps, and the potential of AI to reshape our understanding of reality. With a blend of humor, insight, and a touch of conspiracy, this episode invites listeners to question the world around them and embrace the unexpected twists of life.
🚀 Dive Into the Rabbit Hole: The Secret Society of Good Guys Just Dropped Their Most Mind-Blowing Episode Yet!
🔥 AI, Ancient Maps, Theater Kids, and Microplastics—This Episode Has It All!
If you love high-energy, thought-provoking, and downright hilarious conversations, the latest episode of The Secret Society of Good Guys is an absolute must-listen. The gang dives deep into a whirlwind of topics that’ll leave you questioning reality, laughing uncontrollably, and maybe even rethinking your entire existence.
🤖 AI & The Future of Education: Are Teachers Obsolete?
The crew debates whether AI will replace teachers, turning classrooms into self-directed learning hubs. Can ChatGPT teach better than a human? Is homeschooling the ultimate hack? This segment is packed with sharp insights and wild predictions—you won’t want to miss it.
🗺️ Geocaching, Ancient Maps, and the Hidden Highways of the World
Ever heard of geocaching, the real-world treasure hunt using GPS? The gang shares hilarious (and suspicious) stories about peanut butter jars filled with plastic dinosaurs—and then flips the script with mind-blowing theories about ancient maps and secret global routes. Did you know some people claim to travel from Pakistan to South America by bus? Yeah, we’re still processing that one too.
🎭 Theater Kids Are Taking Over (And Maybe the World?)
Why does it feel like every podcaster and content creator is a former theater kid? The crew hilariously dissects performative online personas, authenticity in the digital age, and whether we’re all just playing characters in some grand cosmic play.
🌌 Did Reality Break in 2020? (Are We Living in a Simulation?)
Hold onto your seats—this segment goes full sci-fi conspiracy. The gang explores the eerie idea that the world actually ended in 2020, and we’re now living in a glitchy reconstruction. From déjà vu moments to "why does sunlight feel different?"—this discussion will mess with your head in the best way.
💉 Ozempic, Brain Freezes, and Other Bizarre Phenomena
No episode is complete without random, hilarious tangents, and this one delivers. From debating whether brain freezes are a government psyop to joking about terrorists secretly injecting people with weight-loss drugs, the absurdity is next-level.
🎧 Why You NEED to Listen Right Now
This episode is a rollercoaster of conspiracy, comedy, and cosmic curiosity—perfect for anyone who loves deep dives, wild theories, and unfiltered banter. Whether you're here for the AI debates, the treasure-hunting stories, or the existential dread, this episode has something for you.
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🔥 Brace Yourselves—This Podcast Episode Is a Mind-Bending, Nostalgia-Fueled, Conspiracy-Laden Rollercoaster!
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when microplastics, theater kids, AI revolutions, and treasure hunts collide in a single conversation, The Secret Society of Good Guys has just delivered the answer—and it’s absolute FREE.
🎭 Theater Kids Rule the World (And Your Podcast Feed)
From Legos to glitter shortages, the gang dives into the hilarious (and slightly terrifying) idea that 80% of podcasters are just theater kids in disguise. Are we all just playing characters online? Is authenticity dead? Buckle up—this debate gets spicy.
🤖 AI vs. Teachers: Who Wins the Future of Education?
Forget chalkboards—AI might soon be running the classroom. The crew debates whether traditional schooling is obsolete, homeschooling is the way, or if we should just let ChatGPT teach our kids.
🗺️ Geocaching, Ancient Maps, and Hidden Highways
Ever wanted to hunt for peanut butter jars filled with plastic dinosaurs? The gang breaks down the weirdly addictive world of geocaching—and then flips the script with wild theories about hidden global pathways and whether Pakistanis are secretly bypassing oceans by bus. (Yes, you read that right.)
🌎 Did the World End in 2020? (And Nobody Told Us?)
Strap in for a reality-shattering segment where the crew asks: Are we living in a simulation? From eerie silences in crowded places to glitchy memories, this discussion will make you question everything.
💊 Ozempic as a Terrorist Tactic? (Yes, Really.)
Just when you thought the episode couldn’t get wilder, the gang pitches the greatest sketch comedy idea of all time: terrorists randomly injecting people with weight-loss drugs. It’s absurd, it’s hilarious, and it’s so on-brand for this crew.
🎧 Why You NEED to Listen Right Now
This episode is pure, uncut, high-energy chaos—blending conspiracy deep dives, laugh-out-loud improv, and moments of genuine "wait, what?" revelation. Whether you're here for the nostalgia, the futurism, or just the sheer unpredictability, this is peak Secret Society of Good Guys.
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