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🔥 YOUR VIP INVITATION TO THE WILDEST CONVERSATION OF THE WEEK 🔥

Hey besties,

Okay, I NEVER do this, but you need to stop what you're doing right now and listen to this week's SSGG episode. It's like that sleepovers where someone brought edibles and the conversation went to places - except WAY more mind-blowing.

Why am I freaking out? Because this is the episode I'll be forcing all my friends to listen to all week. Picture this:

🍷 Your funniest friend debating whether 100 men could take down a gorilla (the answer involves testicles - obviously)
🔮 Your most "out there" friend connecting Levi's jeans to biblical artifacts (just go with it)
🌿 Your crunchy friend dropping gut health secrets that'll change your life
💎 Your survivalist friend teaching gold panning like it's an apocalyptic dating skill

Dog Meets Good Guys (Bonus)
Benjamin Balderson Appreciation Hour on The Secret Society of Good Guys [[chapters]] Drop Everything & Listen to This Wild, Unfiltered Conversation…
Deliberating Dogface Dudes

This isn't background noise, babe - this is the conversation you'll wish you were part of. I literally paused my laundry to text Abby "OMG THEY WENT THERE ABOUT CANDACE OWENS?!"

Three reasons you need this in your ears TODAY:
1️⃣ That "100 men vs gorilla" debate will live rent-free in your head forever
2️⃣ The Levi's jeans conspiracy is either genius or unhinged (both?)
3️⃣ Ben's couch story is the relationship advice you didn't know you needed

🚨 LISTENING INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Pour your drink of choice (wine/tea/emergency margarita)
  2. Put in headphones (trust me, some parts are NSFW)
  3. Scribble down timestamps for "WAIT WHAT?!" moments to send me

👉 Tap here to join the party: [Listen Now]

P.S. The part about parasite cleanses? Game-changing. The Vatican time travel theory? Mind-melting. The gold panning tips? Honestly might save us all when society collapses.

Don't be the only one missing out on the water cooler moment of the week!

XOXO,
allenmarcus.com


The friend who will absolutely be quoting this episode at you for weeks

P.P.S. New rule: We discuss this episode at book club instead of whatever we were supposed to read. Who's with me? 💁‍♀️

Drop Everything & Listen to This Wild, Unfiltered Conversation Now

This isn't just another podcast episode - it's your VIP ticket to the most entertaining dinner party on the internet. The Secret Society of Good Guys (SSGG) just dropped their most unhinged, thought-provoking episode yet (79), and you need to hear it immediately.

This Episode Demands Immediate Attention

1. The Viral Debate You Can't Miss

The crew tackles the internet's hottest hypothetical: "Could 100 men take down one gorilla?" The answers are:

  • Hilariously obscene ("First 30 guys? Dead instantly")
  • Surprisingly strategic ("You need a sleeper hold!")
  • Absolutely unhinged ("Would you rather fight the gorilla or... [censored] options?")

This debate alone is worth the listen.

2. Rewire Your Brain Thru Conspiracy Theorization

  • The Vatican's collapse as a "time travel chess move"
  • How Levi's jeans secretly connect to the Ark of the Covenant
  • Candace Owens: the CIA plant performance artist?

3. Real Survival Wisdom You Won't Find on Instagram

Ben Balderson drops gold-panning secrets and the brutal truth about off-grid living:

  • "Most people quit homesteading in 6 months"
  • Why modern humans are "weak" compared to 18th century pioneers
  • How to actually thrive when society collapses

4. Health Talk That Doesn't Suck

Leila's gut health journey sparks a no-BS discussion about:

  • Parasite cleanses that actually work
  • Why your blood type determines what you should eat
  • The scary truth about glyphosate in your food

This Isn't Just Background Noise - It's an Experience

What makes SSGG different? You don't just listen - you feel like you're there. The inside jokes, the heated debates, the moments where someone says something so crazy the whole room gasps - this is friendship in audio form.

⚠️ Urgent : Listen NOW

Don't save this for later. Don't add it to your queue.

This is the kind of episode that:
🔥 Makes you text friends "YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS"
💡 Changes how you see at least 3 conspiracy theories
😂 Leaves you crying-laughing in public

Subscribe now to join the inner circle - your comments might even get read on the next livestream!

Pro Tip: Listen with headphones. Some of these revelations aren't safe for public spaces.

🎙️ The water cooler moment of the week is here - don't be the only one who misses it.

Join the Ultimate Dinner Party:

A Wild & Witty Conversation with the Secret Society of Good Guys

Have you ever wished you could pull up a chair at the coolest dinner party—where the conversation jumps from conspiracy theories to gold panning, gut health debates to hypothetical gorilla battles? In SSGG Episode 79, the Secret Society of Good Guys delivers exactly that: a hilarious, thought-provoking, and unapologetically chaotic hangout that feels like catching up with your smartest (and weirdest) friends.

What’s This Episode About?

This lively discussion covers everything from Ben Balderson’s couch philosophy to ancient megaliths, bloodline alchemy, and the wild debate of "100 men vs. one gorilla."

Here’s a taste of what went down:

1. Ben Balderson Appreciation Hour

The crew gushes over Ben’s unfiltered charm, sharing stories about his hilarious takes on masculinity, marriage, and why he finally bought a couch.

(Spoiler: It was to keep his wife around.)

2. Conspiracy Deep Dives

  • The Pope’s death & "time travel chess" – Is the Vatican’s collapse part of a bigger game?
  • Candace Owens: CIA plant or just chaotic? – The group debates her sudden shifts in rhetoric.
  • Levi’s jeans & the Ark of the Covenant – Could denim be linked to ancient bloodline secrets?

3. Survival Skills & Off-Grid Wisdom

Ben shares his gold-panning adventures, the realities of off-grid living, and why most people bail on homesteading within months. (Hint: It’s way harder than Instagram makes it look.)

4. Health & Wellness (With a Side of Chaos)

  • Leila opens up about her gut health struggles, sparking a debate on detoxes, parasites, and mineral absorption.
  • Blood type diets, carnivore vs. vegetarian lifestyles, and why glyphosate might be wrecking your gut.

5. The Internet’s Dumbest (and Best) Debates

  • "100 men vs. one gorilla" – Could teamwork prevail, or would the gorilla rip through them like tissue paper?
  • Would you rather sleep with 1,000 men in a day or fight a gorilla? (The answers are… revealing.)

Why You Should Tune In

This isn’t just a podcast—it’s a parasocial friendship experience. Whether you’re laughing at absurd hypotheticals or nodding along to fringe theories, SSGG makes you feel like you’re part of the conversation.

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Dog Meets Good Guys (Bonus)
Benjamin Balderson Appreciation Hour on The Secret Society of Good Guys [[chapters]] Drop Everything & Listen to This Wild, Unfiltered Conversation…
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Deliberating Dogface Dudes
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Keywords: secret society of good guys, SSGG podcast, conspiracy theories, off-grid living, gold panning, gut health, 100 men vs gorilla, Ben Balderson, Levi’s jeans, Ark of the Covenant

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PEOPLE:

  1. Benjamin/Ben Balderson
  2. Leila
  3. Thomas
  4. Abby
  5. [Redacted]
  6. Rachel (in chat)
  7. Candace Owens
  8. Joe Dispenza
  9. Harvey Weinstein
  10. Britney Spears
  11. Snoop Dogg
  12. Donnie Wahlberg
  13. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
  14. David (guest)
  15. Marcus (Dog Face Dudes)
  16. Steve (Dog Face Dudes)
  17. Alan Greenfeld (OTO)
  18. Matt Powers (permaculture)
  19. Elaine Ingham (soil biologist)
  20. John Brisson (Fix Your Gut)
  21. Jim Bob (debate opponent)
  22. Dustin Stockton (crypto/conspiracy)
  23. Juliette Lewis
  24. Joan of Arc
  25. Randy Quaid

ORGANIZATIONS/GROUPS:

  1. Secret Society of Good Guys (SSGG)
  2. Odin's Alchemy
  3. Deliberating Dog Face Dudes
  4. Theosophical Society
  5. OTO (Ordo Templi Orientis)
  6. The Beef Initiative
  7. Club Maha
  8. MTV (Fear show)
  9. The Vatican
  10. CIA
  11. Masons

OBJECTS/ITEMS:

  1. Couch (Ben's)
  2. Levi's jeans
  3. Ark of the Covenant
  4. Gold nuggets/pans
  5. Wheel of Fortune (game show)
  6. Asbestos
  7. Glyphosate
  8. Mercury pool
  9. Copper rivets
  10. Placebo pills
  11. Cattle prod
  12. Petrified trees
  13. Maytag appliances
  14. Volkswagen cars
  15. Lead paint
  16. Thong underwear
  17. USB microphone cord
  18. Restream/StreamYard (software)

TOPICS/CONCEPTS:

  1. Time travel games
  2. Tartaria theory
  3. Mud floods
  4. Megalithic structures
  5. Blood type diet
  6. Carnivore diet
  7. Parasite cleanses
  8. Transurfing reality
  9. Reticular activation system
  10. MK Ultra
  11. Masonic secrets
  12. Placebo effect
  13. Monolith symbolism
  14. Inner earth realms
  15. Abraxas/Sophia/Jesus trinity
  16. Mercury antennas
  17. Bovine husbandry
  18. Permaculture
  19. Soil biology
  20. Glyphosate-aluminum connection
  21. MTFR gene mutation
  22. Lab-grown meat
  23. Night soil (human waste fertilizer)
  24. Toroidal fields in trees
  25. 100 men vs. gorilla debate

MEDIA/ENTERTAINMENT:

  1. Fear (MTV show)
  2. Wheel of Fortune
  3. Jeopardy
  4. Price is Right
  5. 10,000 Pyramid
  6. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
  7. Pet Sematary
  8. Vinland Saga
  9. Mad Max: Fury Road
  10. Indiana Jones movies
  11. Edward Munch paintings
  12. Van Gogh paintings

PLACES:

  1. Alaska
  2. Singapore
  3. Cambodia
  4. Giza Pyramid
  5. Bosnian Pyramid
  6. Camp Lejeune
  7. South Dakota
  8. Shambhala
  9. The City of London
  10. Paris